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Get Excited for Thanksgiving Break!

&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">If you haven’t already had a dream about cuddling with your dog on the couch as you recreate the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;maybe &OpenCurlyQuote;okay’ will be our always” scene from <em>The Fault in our Stars&comma; <&sol;em>then you aren’t nearly as excited as you should be for Thanksgiving break&period; For many students&comma; this might be the first time you’ve been home all semester&comma; or at least since Fall Break&period; It’s natural to expect your Thanksgiving will be legend &&num;8211&semi; <em>wait for it<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; dary because the longer we’re at school&comma; the more comfortable we become complaining about it&period; But if the thought of settling back into your pre-college life isn’t quite doing it for you&comma; I’m here to hype you up and make you tingle with excitement at the thought of going home&period; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">The top two aspects of going home are driving and seeing your family &lpar;in no particular order&rpar;&period; Can’t you just imagine the sweet&comma; sweet feeling of whipping through your old neighborhood&comma; seeing moms in Lululemon leggings speed walking with their golden retrievers&comma; accidentally driving past your ex’s house&comma; seeing their dad on the front lawn&comma; quickly speeding away because that brought back some trauma&comma; only to find yourself sobbing in your car in your high school’s parking lot&comma; utterly confused about why you’re there because you hate your high school and that also brings back trauma&quest; Ah&comma; simply magical&period; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Onto the alleged reason that you’re going home&comma; seeing your family&excl; Your parents&comma; siblings&comma; pets&comma; the spiders that live in your basement&comma; and the coyotes that try to eat your dog all miss you so much&period; Nothing will make them happier than seeing your face as you walk through the front door&period; For the first 90 seconds of your visit home&comma; I can <em>guarantee <&sol;em>that <em>everyone<&sol;em> will be nice to you&excl; Unless&comma; of course&comma; you forgot to call them right as you left campus&period; But that’s it&comma; the only reason they’ll get mad&&num;8230&semi; wait&comma; also&comma; you took too long to get out of the airport and they had to drive around for 30 minutes&period; Oh&excl; They might also get mad that you aren’t wearing warm enough clothes for home because this isn’t New Orleans&period; Honestly though&comma; not too bad&period; Unless you also got a new piercing&period; Or have any remote tone in your voice that indicates disrespect&period; The list goes on and on&period; And if your parents aren’t American&comma; like mine&comma; multiply that list by around 312&period; Just remember&comma; it’s not that your parents aren’t excited to see you&comma; it’s that they feel guilty about getting mad at you when you’re living away from home&period; When you’re back in the house&comma; though&comma; they can act how they really feel&period; Which is just full of love&period; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Now&comma; the creatures that are the most significant to see&colon; your pets&period; You can always call or text your parents and siblings&comma; but your pets are different&period; No matter how high of a pitch your voice can reach over FaceTime&comma; they never really understand it’s you&period; Going home will change it all&period; You can finally pretend your dog always loved cuddling and bring him into your bed only to be left alone right after getting comfortable&period; Also &lpar;super exciting&rpar;&comma; you can lock your dog in your room so he just sits in front of the door wanting to hang out with your mom&comma; and you get to look at him from the back as he plots his revenge on you for not letting him leave the room&period; So cute&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">As your break comes to a close&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll still have Black Friday to look forward to&period; I’m betting around 5&percnt; of you still actually go shopping in stores&comma; as opposed to pouncing on Cyber Monday&comma; so I’ll make this paragraph proportional to that&period; <&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">I hope you all have a wonderful break and don’t forget to keep a note of every experience so that when you come back to school&comma; you can annoy your friends with every&comma; single&comma; detail&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p class&equals;"wp-block-paragraph">Cover Photo&colon; Bianca Falanga<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&excl;-- WP Biographia v4&period;0&period;0 -->&NewLine;<div class&equals;"wp-biographia-container-top" style&equals;"background-color&colon; &num;FFEAA8&semi; border-top&colon; 4px solid &num;000000&semi;"><div class&equals;"wp-biographia-pic" style&equals;"height&colon;100px&semi; width&colon;100px&semi;"><img alt&equals;'' src&equals;'https&colon;&sol;&sol;secure&period;gravatar&period;com&sol;avatar&sol;7a79fef489973e5a656a5cd853d556a0b9f1f94bc12a51d9c1ba01f0e100fd13&quest;s&equals;100&&num;038&semi;d&equals;wp&lowbar;user&lowbar;avatar&&num;038&semi;r&equals;g' srcset&equals;'https&colon;&sol;&sol;secure&period;gravatar&period;com&sol;avatar&sol;7a79fef489973e5a656a5cd853d556a0b9f1f94bc12a51d9c1ba01f0e100fd13&quest;s&equals;200&&num;038&semi;d&equals;wp&lowbar;user&lowbar;avatar&&num;038&semi;r&equals;g 2x' class&equals;'wp-biographia-avatar avatar-100 photo' height&equals;'100' width&equals;'100' &sol;><&sol;div><div class&equals;"wp-biographia-text"><h3>About <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;tulanemagazine&period;com&sol;author&sol;ablumovitz&sol;" title&equals;"Ayelet Blumovitz">Ayelet Blumovitz<&sol;a><&sol;h3><p>Ayelet Blumovitz is a freshman&comma; currently undeclared but probably going to major in design&excl; She is passionate about writing&comma; singing&comma; travel&comma; and aesthetically pleasing things&period;<&sol;p><div class&equals;"wp-biographia-links"><small><ul class&equals;"wp-biographia-list wp-biographia-list-text"><li><a href&equals;"mailto&colon;ab&&num;108&semi;um&&num;111&semi;&&num;118&semi;&&num;105&semi;&&num;116&semi;&&num;122&semi;&&num;64&semi;&&num;116&semi;ul&&num;97&semi;n&&num;101&semi;&period;edu" target&equals;"&lowbar;self" title&equals;"Send Ayelet Blumovitz Mail" class&equals;"wp-biographia-link-text">Mail<&sol;a><&sol;li> &vert; <li><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;tulanemagazine&period;com&sol;author&sol;ablumovitz&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;self" title&equals;"More Posts By Ayelet Blumovitz" class&equals;"wp-biographia-link-text">More Posts&lpar;4&rpar;<&sol;a><&sol;li><&sol;ul><&sol;small><&sol;div><&sol;div><&sol;div><&excl;-- WP Biographia v4&period;0&period;0 -->&NewLine;

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